Your lady wants a rugged man. Not one she can step all over.

Follow in Suavo's footsteps and you'll have the knot tide in no time. Anything else would certainly go against the grain.

Suavo coined the phrase "I love you" because it just made cents.

This heart will result in many beernaked ladies.

If you're in the market for love, it's all about sipply and teamand.

To brie or not to brie. Without love, that is the question.

Insult your lady's cooking and you'll be eating ballooney sandwiches for the rest of your life.

Love is a very palletable option. Particularly if you're from skid row.

Whenever you have an enjoyable date, don't be afraid to column the next day.

Love. Once you unearth it, you'll feel all worm inside.

Love. There's nothing grater.

Your love life will remain grounded until you resolve any beef you have with your lady.

Offer this heart as a SIMbol of your love.

It's never too early to put all your chips on the table.

Love. You simply can't beet it.

Confess your love or stop stringing her along.

If Suavo has taut you one thing, it's how to not be afrayed to rope in a lady.

If you find a girl that fits the bill, you should cash in on love.

Your relationship isn't over until you hear it from the horse's mouth. Until then, consider it intack.

If you're still waffling, it may not be true love.

If you keep flip-flopping between girls, you'll be sans dolls in no time.

Tie the knot before some other guy railroads your relationship.

Love takes effort. It doesn't happen automatoeically.

Stop wafering and tell your lady you love her.

Use this heart the next time you get yourself in a pickle.

Take love at a gingerly pace to ensure your lady doesn't snap.

Life without love would be a catastoffee.

If you don't like what you sea, shell out more for a better woman.

There's more to love than trying to get into one another's drawers.

The next time you forget your anniversary it could be the last straw.

Please don't attempt this heart unless you're a seasoned lover.

Only choose one girl, because you can't have olive them.

Not to be a stickler, but when it comes to love you have to investwigate every lead you have.

Not being in love would make Suavo sick to his stomach.

Give her your love. She's pining for it.

If your lady's response to everything is "meh, sure", consider finding a new girl. Remember, it's quality over quantity.

If you toy with her heart she will think you don't car about her at all.

I always default to this heart when iron out of ideas.

When you realize you're in love, it's the greatest epayphoney you will ever have.

An offering such as this will keep your cupcake's heart from frosting over.

Your heart is overflowing with so much love you may need to call a plummer.

The thought of not finding true love can be very frytening.

Your lady wants true love. Anything less would be substandard.

It's about time island me a lady.

Your lady would appreciate some more spice in her love life.

It's nearly impossible to insulate yourself from love.

Without love, nothing really computes.