Once you have her number, it's time to dial in, cell yourself, and make all of her wildest phonetasies come true.

Love is a meal best enjoyed slowly, not scarfed down.

It might take a capple of tries to find true love.

Occasionally, love can be diffoilcult.

You know you're in love when your heart skips a beat.

Love. It's happeanuts in a nutshell.

It might take several dates to win her over.

For a girl who doesn't give you the love you deserve, it's with a heavy heart that you must give her a taste of her own medicine.

It's time for you to wrangle up a lady.

Love is quite remarcable.

Love. It's on today's ajenga.

Your lady will dessert you if you don't start pudding her first.

It's not about winning arguments with your lady, it's about leathering the storm.

Love. It's a slippery slope.

Love. One kiss and you'll be hooked.

When discussing love with your lady, get to the meat of the issue or you'll be soon be going solo-me thinks.

Love. You may find it vary in tents.

Get your relationship back on salad ground before you get tossed.

The more of a matcho man you are, the more striking she'll find you.

Love. The only fair way is to divot all you've got and remember to always putt her first.

It's time to pile on the love.

It's time to polish up your cutie calls.

Finding the perfect lady involves a lot of tile and error.

After finally confessing your love, your lady will wonder what toque you so long.

For when there's only one word left to say. Even when you're not...

It's impossible to souppress true love.