Use this heart and she'll be whipped in no time.

With this heart your lady will realize how strapping you are and you'll be hearing wedding belts in no time.

If your lady seems emotionally closed off, use this special heart to cracker open.

Always pursue true love, for batter or worse.

When in doubt, Suavo suggests herring on the side of true love and to never scale back your pursuit. Even when your lady subjects you to one of her gilled trips.

Surprise your lady by telling her you want to 'avocuddle with her.

Love. Everything else peels in comparison.

One taste of your love and she'll be bacon you for more.

Once you've secured a lady for yourself, try your hand at playing mashedmaker.

Love. It's binding.

Love rules. And although one might feel frustraightedge with relationships, they can usually talk about the good parts at length.

Socket to your lady by plugging into your lady's deepest desires. She'll be so amped about living zappily ever after.

When it comes to confessing your love, there's no time for drillydallying.

Offer your lady this and she will definitely want a pizza your heart. Most other guys will have a hard time topping it.

Use of this heart and your lady will be nude-all the time.

When another guy approaches your lady, pearlhaps it's time for you to flex your mussels.

Love. It will bring out the wild animal in you.

If you don't handle your lady with care, it's just a matter of time before you are delovered and she sends you packing.

Love. There's just no compearison.

Every lady wants a man that will stick up for her, not hanger out to dry.

When searching for true love, it helps to be a real lints charming.

Go up against your lady and she'll leave you crying in the feta position.

True love. There isn't a shred of evidence saying you can't find it.

Don't bake anything for granted. Give your lady a flour today.

The last thing you want is a girl who's a few bricks short of a full load. But if you end up with one, well, that's just b'locks.

If you fear your lady may leave you, have another girl in the queue—cumbersome as that seems.

If another guy inquires about your honey, politely tell him it's none of his beeswax.

Love or lust. What wallet be?

Even if your last girl has a new bow, no one wants to hear your sawb stories. So cut it out and sink your teeth into a new relationship.

When your lady confesses her love, it will be the greatest news she ever lays-on-ya.

With Suavo's help, your love life will be bristling with activity.

The thought of you not finding love gives Suavo a micrane. Luckily this heart will help you pick up a ton of girls.

Love. There's nothing amuesling about it.

You know she's the one when you love her to bits.

Not giving your lady proper attention wasabig mistake. Give her this heart.

If your love life is spuddering, quickly use this heart!

Love. When in poderation, you can avoid getting your heart broken into peases.

Uncover your feelings for your lady and watch the love flow.

Your lady is ready. It's time to sprinkle 'er with your love.

Love. There's more to it than wham bam, thank you, ham.

Love. It has it's ups and downs, yo.

If love isn't your strong suit, it's time to turn the tables and get a leg up on the competition.

They've been passed down from one germination to the next . . . it's now time for you to plant the seeds of love.

Stop being a clinger if you want to seal the deal.

Scoop any shallow girl up by showing her what a big spoonder you are.

If you're stuck in a rut, it's time to tape things to the next level.

Any argument for love certainly holds a lot of water.

If you're not very bright, you may be lamped in with lesser men.

Sometimes you have to keep your lady in line.

Love. It can be so twisted.