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Friday, February 24, 2012

If lacking confidence with the ladies, this heart will certainly make a bro sure of himself.


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So much as acknowledge your lady's rolls and you'll find yourself in a dicey situation.


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Love. It's one of your decor values, so give this heart to your garland she'll love you forever.


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Giving this heart to your lady is in line with the jeweltide spirit. It's time for you to play St. Neckolace this season.


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By giving this heart, you can walk a little taller knowing that your lady is stilt yours.


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If you know a girl isn't the one, cinder back to where she came from before she falls for you.


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Give your lady this heart and your life will be on par with a crêperback romance novel.


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Sunday, February 19, 2012

No girl wants a two-timing guy, so if you want to be the man of the hour it's important to pay attention to the minute details.


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It's hard to steiffel true love, because it's the human thing to do.


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Thursday, February 16, 2012

If you prefer when your lady is a little friski, give her this heart and it's all downhill from there.


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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

This may sound corny, but on Valentine's Day, be sure to lend your baby an ear and you'll most certainly satisfy her kernel desires.


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Monday, February 13, 2012

When your lady is looking a little board, that's when you know your moves aren't cutting it.


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Saturday, February 04, 2012

Step up your game or your lady will be dumpling you for another guy.


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Friday, February 03, 2012

If you feel your lady is up to her ald tricks again, you may need to read between the lines to find everything that's classified.


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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

You'll be getting a lot of soapermodels with this heart. Anyone that says otherwise better wash their language.



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Saturday, January 14, 2012

If you want to stool her heart, offer this. It's a real seat for sore eyes.


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Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Your love. It'll make your lady flip her lid.


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It's time to reinforce your love. Your lady will find it impossible to find a worthy rebarttal against it.


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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Use this heart and she'll be whipped in no time.


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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

With this heart your lady will realize how strapping you are and you'll be hearing wedding belts in no time.


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Monday, December 26, 2011

If your lady seems emotionally closed off, use this special heart to cracker open.


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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Always pursue true love, for batter or worse.


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Saturday, December 17, 2011

When in doubt, Suavo suggests herring on the side of true love and to never scale back your pursuit. Even when your lady subjects you to one of her gilled trips.


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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Surprise your lady by telling her you want to 'avocuddle with her.


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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Love. Everything else peels in comparison.


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