Wipe out the competition with a heart that's fit for a royale wedding.

Use of this option to steal a girl's heart might result in you getting charged with armed strobbery.

Love. Always have enough for the girl on the back burner.

You don't just want part of your lady's heart, you want oil of it.

It's time to pucker up.

Love. It can be exhausting.

Love. It's just dandy!

Poor execution of this heart and you will attract a lot of dumb belles.

It may sound cheesy, but this heart will help you get the grill of your dreams.

If you're too much of a screwge to give this heart, your lady will probably bolt.

Compliment her gluets and she'll love you forever.

It's time to plant one on her lips.

Your lady will be absolutely schalked when you present this heart to her.

If you suspect your lady is fragile, you'll have to pack a lot of love into your relationship and handle her with care.

You'll hairly believe it, but this will be your lady's shavourite heart by far.

Use this heart if you're feeling brushed for time.

Without my advice, your love life would be brewtal.

Historicauliflowers have always been the best way to show your lady you love her.

Just when you think you don't measure up, you metre your match.

Love. It's a piece of cake.

There's nothing artificial about your love for your sugar, and she'll know that with this heart.

When it comes to love, there's no room for clip service.

Your lady wants your love, not your chairity.

Love. It's blawesome.

Needles to say, if you allow me to preach the gospool of love, it'll help you stay one step athread of the competition.