Give your lady this heart and your life will be on par with a crêperback romance novel.

This may sound corny, but on Valentine's Day, be sure to lend your baby an ear and you'll most certainly satisfy her kernel desires.

Step up your game or your lady will be dumpling you for another guy.

Use this heart and she'll be whipped in no time.

If your lady seems emotionally closed off, use this special heart to cracker open.

Always pursue true love, for batter or worse.

When in doubt, Suavo suggests herring on the side of true love and to never scale back your pursuit. Even when your lady subjects you to one of her gilled trips.

Surprise your lady by telling her you want to 'avocuddle with her.

Love. Everything else peels in comparison.

One taste of your love and she'll be bacon you for more.

Once you've secured a lady for yourself, try your hand at playing mashedmaker.

Offer your lady this and she will definitely want a pizza your heart. Most other guys will have a hard time topping it.

Use of this heart and your lady will be nude-all the time.

When another guy approaches your lady, pearlhaps it's time for you to flex your mussels.

Love. It will bring out the wild animal in you.

Love. There's just no compearison.

Go up against your lady and she'll leave you crying in the feta position.

Don't bake anything for granted. Give your lady a flour today.

If you fear your lady may leave you, have another girl in the queue—cumbersome as that seems.

If another guy inquires about your honey, politely tell him it's none of his beeswax.