No girl wants a two-timing guy, so if you want to be the man of the hour it's important to pay attention to the minute details.

When your lady is looking a little board, that's when you know your moves aren't cutting it.

You'll be getting a lot of soapermodels with this heart. Anyone that says otherwise better wash their language.

If you want to stool her heart, offer this. It's a real seat for sore eyes.

Love rules. And although one might feel frustraightedge with relationships, they can usually talk about the good parts at length.

Socket to your lady by plugging into your lady's deepest desires. She'll be so amped about living zappily ever after.

When it comes to confessing your love, there's no time for drillydallying.

Every lady wants a man that will stick up for her, not hanger out to dry.

When searching for true love, it helps to be a real lints charming.

Even if your last girl has a new bow, no one wants to hear your sawb stories. So cut it out and sink your teeth into a new relationship.

With Suavo's help, your love life will be bristling with activity.

You know she's the one when you love her to bits.

Stop being a clinger if you want to seal the deal.

Scoop any shallow girl up by showing her what a big spoonder you are.

If you're stuck in a rut, it's time to tape things to the next level.

If you're not very bright, you may be lamped in with lesser men.

Love. It can be so twisted.

Whisk her away before some other guy beats you to it.

Much to the tealight of Suavo, when two flames burn as one there are more than just flickers of hope for true love. Esnuff said.

For plaque of a better word, it paste to be in love.