Thursday, October 13, 2011

If love isn't your strong suit, it's time to turn the tables and get a leg up on the competition.


They've been passed down from one germination to the next . . . it's now time for you to plant the seeds of love.



Stop being a clinger if you want to seal the deal.


Scoop any shallow girl up by showing her what a big spoonder you are.


If you're stuck in a rut, it's time to tape things to the next level.


Any argument for love certainly holds a lot of water.


If you're not very bright, you may be lamped in with lesser men.


Sometimes you have to keep your lady in line.


Love. It can be so twisted.


The next time your lady nozzles up to you would be a great time to prophose to her.


Whisk her away before some other guy beats you to it.


Love is all you knead, but dough you know what it takes?


Having your heart stepped on can be very degrading. Quite litterally.


Much to the tealight of Suavo, when two flames burn as one there are more than just flickers of hope for true love. Esnuff said.


Even if love floats your boat, your lady can be a real anchor.