Insult your lady's cooking and you'll be eating ballooney sandwiches for the rest of your life.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Posted by Suavo

Labels: Household

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Heart shapes are everywhere, and there's a new one on this blog every day!

Suavo shares his relationship advice through his blog, where hearts and puns become one!

If you can pull this one off, you're a real pick-up heartist.
Take your lady to the heart of the city and explore your love. If you don't mistreet her, she'll be havenue over to her place later.
It's time to reinforce your love. Your lady will find it impossible to find a worthy rebarttal against it.
When searching the sea for your ideal fish, don't settle for one of d'minnows.
Love. Everything else peels in comparison.

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