Tuesday, May 31, 2011
You love her. So, water you going to do about it?
Monday, May 30, 2011
Love. It's a powerful thing.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
With my help, you'll be able to handle any woman.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Long dustance relationships can be tough, so assure your bunny that it'll be just fine.
If you need a hand with the bag in your life, Suavo is always willing to take on more female-pursuit cases.
Any girl would want you to checker out. That's your next move.
Give your lady the love she deserves or she'll have some rather cross words for you.
If it was true love, she wouldn't be playing games with your heart.
For the girl who needs a chainge of heart.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Show her how much of a fungi you are and you'll turn her heart to mush.
Flirting makes a great segaway into romance. But if you wait too long, be prepared to watch someone else console her.
It's time to pony up and treat your mane girl.
Love. If you don't put in the effort, you can forkget about it.
If you're ceramicable, it'll make all of her dishes comes true.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
If she doesn't like you for who you are, I'd be astoneished. But I guess that's her prerockative.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Love. It's lurking in the shadows.
With my help, even the most difficult ladies won't detergentlemen like you.
If you don't give her all your love, she'll know it wasn't meant tub be and it'll be curtains for you.
One day you'll find true love. You'd barretter believe it.
If you've botany girl a nice gift and she didn't respond well, you're barking up the wrong tree.
If you're unable to hear the beat of her heart and you still don't change your tune, you won't get any symp3 from me.
If you want true love, it's time to start raisin the bar.
Monday, May 09, 2011
Love. It can make you tired, but at least you're not the third wheel.
Tell her ''I want our love to grow, chéri'' and she'll be yours.
Once you get hitched, expect to pull more than your share of the weight.
When juggling priorities, ensure your lady is at the top.
If you don't support your lady, she will wunderwear your love is and your relationship will be brief.
If she's not your tiep, there's always the neckst girl.
Get the lead out of your pants and mend your lady's HB breaky heart.
Love. It's certainly no propaneganda.
You're ready. It's time to butter her up.
Your lady won't be able to resist you, espressolly with this heart. But if you can't pull it off, you'll be the caffeine stock of all ladies' men.
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